oooooooook... WTF? no seriously WTF? who wrote this? this goes out to all the people who say that transformers by micheal bay sucked: this movie is no better nothing in it is consistent, nothing makes sense, its just a wierd one time watch movie!
why do i think this? well... it open with a moon beaing eaten by what looks like a giant floating eye... ok im game where are we going with this? dont wanna tell me now? ok fine what next? we cut to the autobots going to their um... hidden city on earth... where did that come from? why has no one found it? dont wanna tell me? ok... whats next then? the decepticons intercept and kill the autobots before they reach the city planning to ambush them... ok thats... actually a good idea! if your flying in the autobots shuttle they wont think to stop you right? wrong! one autobot decides to open fire after seeing one robot inside the shuttle and thinking its a decepticon which results in the shuttle exploding... ok... and the decepticons beginsing to fight the autobots, the result is actually a pretty nice series of fights but ini the end it seems the autobots are losing! oh no, what will they ever do? TIMING!!! Prime shows up and lays down some kick ass! the only real issue i have with this is... HE FLYS IN AND KILLS A HALF A DOZEN IN ONE SWOOP!!! oh yeah THAT makes sense! a whole city falls to them and ONE robot comes in and kills them! so after... that... prime is killed by megatron and he gives his glowing jawbreaker to biggest robot in the room, isnt that nice? prime also manages to deal enough damage to megatron that he gets tossed out of the decepticons escaping shuttle by starscream who then does the wierdest thing you could imagine... starts a decepticon civil war in the middle of the shuttle... HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? "megatron is dead.. now what?" "i wanna be in charge... LETS FIGHT ABOUT IT!" *explosion, gunfire* "ok your in charge! now what? should we take our rested army back to earth and finish off the dead or dieing autobots beofre they have a chance to rebuild their army and kill us?" "... no... i want a crown!"
wierd...
so after a wierd turn of events that floating eye gives megatron a new body and a new gun, and a new army, and tells him to go kill the rest of the autobots, buuuuuuut instead megatron, now galvatron, decides he wts to kill starscream instead! the eye is not pleasaed and eats another moon... for some reason... so i guess galavtron wanted that moon and proceeds to go kill the auto bots who of course escape! after another series of rather piontless scenes the autobots meet up, regroup, the glowing jawbreaker is stolen by glavatron, a bunch of junkyard scrap bots join the autobots, and the eye turns into a gargoyle... oh before i go on i was at least playing along with the movie till one scene... the junkyard bots decide to beat up the autobots before becomeing their friend and during the fight, i swear to god, they had wierd al's 'Dare to be stupid' playing for the fight... all of what little credablility in this movie is lost at this piont... so everyone, including the decepticons decide that a giant gargoyle in space attacking planets and eating moons is bad and start attacking, this leads to another rather well done fight scene. one of the autobots gets the glowing jawbreaker form galvatron and uses it to blow up the eyeballgargoyle thing and everyone lives happly ever afterish... i dont care the movies over! seriously... i dont see how anyone thinks that the live action movies are any worse then this!
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