Sorry guys no stupid jokes on this one... mostly... i waited YEARS to see this movie and im not gunna bash the shit out of it now! (i will however point ou that the graphics of this movie are worse then my attempts at photoshop)
The movie starts off with... um... a little tank driving around in a maze and the movie expects us to belive this is the inside of a computer... i'll buy that! the little tank gets caught and... electracuted... and its revealed the program belongs to a guy named Flynn played by Jeff brid- wait seriously? Jff Bridges... holy shit... he is YOUNG! *coughs* anyways... after he fails to 'hack' the system and his programs, named clu, is zapped he decides he needs to get into the building to get the info he wants, what does he want? he wants proof that the man in charge of the company stole all the designs to video games he created from him and thus if he gets the original designs he can prove it, how that works ill never know its not like he signed the game designs, and if he did wouldnt the company have found out already?
Anyways... he gets some help from... 2 people your never gunna see again after this scene so names dont matter, he sneaks into a lab where they are expirimenting with lazers that can zap things into computers! (swear to god, anyone makes a 'firin ma lazer' joke i will kill you) The MCP (master control program) finds out flynn managed to get into the lab and tells him to stop or else, and being the idiot he is he cant here the REALLY LOUD LAZER TURNING ON BEHIND HIM! He gets zapped into the computer filled with things that will cause siezures and meets up with other people whose names odnt matter because they all die later, all cept one, named tron! Its explained that the MCP started out as a Chess program and somehow grew into a power hungry program hellbent on... honestly i dont know they never really explain it... but being hes a chess program at heart he likes ot put all captured programs, or humans in this case, into a place called the game grid where they literally play games to death, they say tron is the best player or some crap like that and after a couple games flynn, tron, and someone i dont care about escape into the main computer system and get chased around by tanks.
After lots and lots and lots and lots of hard to understand talking Flynn and tron get split up, the other guy dies, tron meets up with some female program that he is in love with… don’t ask me how that works… gets the data he needs to kill the MCP, and meets back up with Flynn on some kinda of neat looking boat thing that moves on beams of light, the MCP’s henchguy catches up with them and captures the female, some old guy program and Flynn, and thinks he’s killed tron, they all meet back up at the MCP program place and then after a rather confusing series of events the MCP shrinks, tron sets all the old guy programs free, Flynn leaves the computer and I guess got the data he wanted and gets control of the company!
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